John Kassir Movies

Soccer Dog: European Cup opens with the titular hero, Kimble, escaping the clutches of an evil scientist, bent on performing animal experiments. Our...

After thawing, a young prehistoric woman, Lucy, gets herself taken care of by David, a young intern at a marketing firm. Working on a campaign ad for...

A pair of kids trying to save their beloved pooch from a mad scientist working for a sinister villain whose experiment has transformed their dog into...

Five horror icons ditch an unprofitable autograph signing convention to earn some extra cash haunting an RV park, but find themselves being haunted...

The evil Weather Man is intent on destroying New Metro City with a series of malevolent meteorological mishaps. Can the super-powered (and...

With their marriage on the rocks, Fred and Wilma take a holiday together to rekindle the fire in their relationship.

The Joker kidnaps Batman, Superman and the rest of the DC Super Friends and puts them against their worst enemies in their own secret base, the Hall...

After enrolling in an experimental study on Rage Impulse Disorder at the Straun Foundation, Michael Dare discovers that the research is not what it...

Teenagers Scott and Mary are on their way to a Halloween party when their car breaks down, and they encounter a creepy castle where the depraved Dr....

A young and successful insurance underwriter must allow her mentally unstable mother to move in with her after the institution in which the mother...

Alyssa, a successful photographer, wakes one morning to find her apartment ransacked and her husband mysteriously missing. Left without even a...

A writer/producer is about to make a big career jump and has a lot of activity going on in his life. But, emotionally, he's dead. Through a...

A fond remembrance of and tribute to the uniquely American institution of the horror movie host.

When the critic moves onto the next new artist, our Minion tries everything to get back in the spotlight, which accidentally leads to his next...

Courtney decides to go to Camp Caprice for the summer along with Ginger and her friends. Will the spoiled rich girl get used to roughing it or ruin...

Follows hair metal band CougarSnake of 1980s, whose career ended just as it was starting due to clashes over the direction of the group.

Based on the 1992 disappearance, three women driving out of town to start a new life and escape their old one, horrifically encounter their...

After John Kassir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper) refused to name his favorite type of pizza on the podcast Double Threat, producer Brett Boham...

An exclusive all-new interstitial content for the first time in 15 years. See the Cryptkeeper take a blast through the past, decomposing the best of...

Impressions of New York City. Experimental short.